Category: Possibly Not Drinking?
Entire (Live) Cow in Car at McDonalds’ Drive Thru
We’re quite a ways behind on our Wisconsin news, but reader bcunniff13 submitted this one...
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Wisconsin Man Wins Big with Tiger Woods Bet
A day trader from Western Wisconsin (I’ve seen some articles that explain where he’s...
Read MorePolice Arrest Couple for Child Neglect After Clown Prank
Police in Menasha, Wisconsin, arrested a 29-year old man and 26-year old woman for leaving their 4-year old daughter home alone, presumably while the child was asleep over night (that’s purely speculation on my part). And...
Read MoreMan Cuts off Woman’s Finger, Drinks Blood…Woman Doesn’t Want to be Labeled Victim
Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not sure I’d ever consider a music group worth this. In what police are calling a possible initiation ritual related to a “cult” that follows a local rap group styled...
Read MoreNude Driver Leads Destructive Car Chase
Police in Waukesha, Wisconsin, had an interesting night earlier in August, when a Ford Ranger crashed through a chain link fence and crashed into two police cruisers, then sped off. The police pursued the truck, but the suspect...
Read More92 Year Old Bumper Car Driver Not Ticketed
An unnamed 92 year old man will not be charged or ticketed in any way after hitting 11 cars, 10 of which were parked, in a Piggly Wiggly parking lot in Mayville, Wisconsin (about an hour northwest of Milwaukee). After backing...
Read MoreWisconsin Strippers Fight Over Money…
Two strippers in a Juneau, Wisconsin strip club were cited last Thursday evening after getting in a knock-down, hair pulling fight over Benjamins Jacksons a freaking $1 bill. The fight started after a customer tried to give one...
Read MorePacker Season Nearing
I’m not sure if Wisconsin-ites have been particularly well behaved of late (it’s been hot in the midwest, so odds are good they’ve been avoiding physical activity even moreso than usual), or if we’ve just...
Read MoreWisconsin Man Consumes 25,000th Big Mac
Fond Du Lac resident Don Gorske is actually somewhat of a celebrity, after appearing in Morgan Spurlock’s “Documentary” Super Size Me, famous for a diet that consists mainly of Big Mac sandwiches from McDonalds...
Read MoreGreen Bay Runners Go Extra Distance
In today’s world, measuring pretty much anything is a snap, with digital guages, scales that measure to the nth degree, and GPS systems that allow even cell phones to accurately measure long distances. Maybe Green Bay...
Read MoreBird Not in Hand is Worth Fine or Time
Next time you’re in the cookie aisle at the grocery store, you might want to stay away from products made by Best Maid Cookie Co, from River Falls, Wisconsin. Isaac N. Thielen will appear in St. Croix County Circuit Court...
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