You can see a lot of things at State Fairs that you might really not want to. Animals being born. Fat girls in spandex. Carnies with fewer bolts holding their rides together than teeth.

At the 2017 Wisconsin State Fair in West Allis (119 miles to the Dells), one couple took ‘Things You Wish You Could Unsee’ to the next level, being caught having sex at a fair concession seating area. Being caught on video, actually, which was then shared on Facebook.

The pair apparently knew they were being filmed, with Robert Beasley, 28, appearing to actually wave to the camera at one point. Normal behavior for someone who wrestles on the Wisconsin Professional Wrestling circuit under the moniker “Bobby Valentino,” I guess.

Desiree Anderson, his partner in crime, and Beasley were apparently married…at least at one point. Both appeared to be out of jail shortly after the incident, although the case is under review.

And I’m to go take a shower…in lye.