We’ve got a backlog of a few stories that we just didn’t get around to posting in 2018 (it was a rough year), going to try and get them all posted, though, if I can still find the actual news stories.

In news that I would normally guess came from Wisconsin (or Florida, although not likely to be in a tank in Florida, I guess, since they live there), a British Columbia man was arrested in Thunder Bay, Ontario in October after stripping down and jumping in a shark tank at a popular Toronto aquarium.

I had to read that twice–that means somehow, the man skinny dipped in the shark tank (with sand tiger sharks, sawfish and moray eels), but then apparently was not apprehended at the Toronto aquarium–but was arrested the following week by Ontario Provincial Police. I mean, I’ve seen the security guards at football games that huff and puff, but still always manage to chase down the streakers–even at Lambeau–but they couldn’t get this guy in the aquarium? After he spent several minutes in the shark tank?

The man was also wanted in connection with an assault that took place earlier in the day of the skinny dipping adventure. No word yet on what the result of the case was.