Police in Allenton, Wisconsin (79.3 miles to the Dells) recently discovered something at the local post office location that was not on the Wanted posters.

Washington County Sheriff’s Office received a report around 4am on Wednesday, August 12th, that there was a naked man in the Allenton Post Office. Officers arrived to discover a 29-year old from Addison, his clothes scattered in the lobby. He had no recollection of where he was or how he got there.

Unsurprisingly, preliminary breath tests showed he was under the influence, and the alcohol may have reacted with prescription medication. He was cited for disorderly conduct and released to a “responsible” party.