Sadly, this one hardly even feels worthy of being put up–but in reading up more about Why Is Wisconsin So Drunk, came across this article, which just struck me as…typical.

On Saturday, September 17th, a semi truck was reported weaving all over the road & shoulder on I-94 just outside of Eau Claire, Wisconsin (just under 2 hours to the Dells). The truck crashed onto its side, and several motorists stopped and helped the driver, David A. Johnson of Grantsburg, Wisconsin (just under 4 hours to the Dells) out of the cab.

Johnson logically proceeded to run into a nearby field, where four people and a trooper apprehended him. He has a prior conviction for driving drunk.

Which makes you wonder how he got a gig driving a truck that was delivering wine, of all things…but maybe that’s just a part of Why Wisconsin is So Drunk.