A Sheboygan, Wisconsin woman has been charged with Mayhem after allegedly biting off her husband’s tongue.

I’m frankly not sure that we can do a better job summarizing this one than the Associated Press story, but unfortunately we’re not allowed to redistribute it here.

But here’s an apparent summary:

  • Man goes to kiss wife in the bathroom
  • Woman flies into rage, grabs husband’s genitals and bites his tongue off
  • Woman goes outside, starts singing Christmas Carols at her own house
  • Police are called (unclear if it was the husband or neighbors)
  • Woman blows air horn in officer’s ear and throws a coffee cup at the police

Sounds like a standard night in Wisconsin…